The human race continues to frantically charge towards unprecedented stupidity as evidenced by the AP news story below. You know something? With some of the totally stupid crap we're doing in this world maybe "Matthew" should be awarded "person status"
God knows he can't be any more ignorant than the imbeciles trying to pull off this little ploy....
Court won't declare chimp a person
By WILLIAM J. KOLE, Associated Press WriterThu Sep 27, 4:12 PM ET
He's now got a human name — Matthew Hiasl Pan — but he's having trouble getting his day in court. Animal rights activists campaigning to get Pan, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, legally declared a person vowed Thursday to take their challenge to Austria's Supreme Court after a lower court threw out their latest appeal.
A provincial judge in the city of Wiener Neustadt dismissed the case earlier this week, ruling that the Vienna-based Association Against Animal Factories had no legal standing to argue on the chimp's behalf.
The association, which worries the shelter caring for the chimp might close, has been pressing to get Pan declared a "person" so a guardian can be appointed to look out for his interests and provide him with a home.
Group president Martin Balluch insists that Pan is "a being with interests" and accuses the Austrian judicial system of monkeying around.
"It is astounding how all the courts try to evade the question of personhood of a chimp as much as they can," Balluch said.
A hearing date for the Supreme Court appeal was not immediately set.
The legal tussle began in February, when the animal shelter where Pan and another chimp, Rosi, have lived for 25 years filed for bankruptcy protection.
Activists want to ensure the apes don't wind up homeless if the shelter closes. Both were captured as babies in Sierra Leone in 1982 and smuggled in a crate to Austria for use in pharmaceutical experiments. Customs officers intercepted the shipment and turned the chimps over to the shelter.
Their upkeep costs about euro4,800 (US$6,800) a month. Donors have offered to help, but there's a catch: Under Austrian law, only a person can receive personal gifts.
Organizers could set up a foundation to collect cash for Pan, whose life expectancy in captivity is about 60 years. But they contend that only personhood will give him the basic rights he needs to ensure he isn't sold to someone outside Austria, where he's now protected by strict animal cruelty laws.
In April, a district court judge rejected a British woman's petition to be declared Pan's legal guardian. That court ruled that the chimp was neither mentally impaired nor in danger, the grounds required for an individual to be appointed a guardian.
In dismissing the Association Against Animal Factories' appeal this week, the provincial court said only a guardian could appeal. That doesn't apply in this case, the group contends, since Pan hasn't gained a guardian.
There is legal precedence in Austria for close friends to represent people who have no immediate family, "so he should be represented by his closest friends, as is the case," said Eberhart Theuer, the group's legal adviser.
"On these grounds we have appealed this decision to the Supreme Court in Vienna," he said.
Until this summer, the chimp was known simply as Hiasl. However, in the latest court documents, he was identified with a little more dignity — if not humanity — as Matthew Hiasl Pan, with the last name derived from "chimpanzee."
The Association Against Animal Factories points out that it's not trying to get Pan declared a human, but rather a person, which would give him some kind of legal status.
Otherwise, he is legally a thing. And with the genetic makeup of chimpanzees and humans so strikingly similar, it contends, that just can't be.
"The question is: Are chimps things without interests, or persons with interests?" Balluch said.
"A large section of the public does see chimps as beings with interests," he said. "We are looking forward to hear what the high court has to say on this fundamental question."
Comments
Perhaps these people could simply put their money where their mouth is, buy the chimp, and take care of it until it dies. I suppose that's too simple of a solution in Europe where the nanny states have convinced most people that the state needs to take care of every little problem.
By way of explaning the $6800/month: I believe a professional has to take care of the chimpanzee. And they are probably basing upkeep costs on shelter costs. I'm sure they are trying to get as much as they can to care for the animal.
I wonder whether "personhood" would take the chimp out of the jurisdiction of Austria's animal protection laws.
And as far as taking a chimp as a pet. The thing would kill you. Are you kidding?
Im curious as to why someone doesnt just buy the chimp also. Seems to me in the long run it would be cheaper then court battles.
Robin, I think you're right about come group just wanting to force the issue. From the groups' point of view if they could actually gain "person status" for Matthew then they'd be victorious.
Victorious at what I have no idea! But victorious nevertheless.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
For some reason, I have a feeling that the animal is smarter than the humans trying to have it declared a human. Ugh.
Its people like these that make people who protect animals look bad.